The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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