All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
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i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
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I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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