he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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