Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
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You left your underwear on the fireplace
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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