Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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