i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
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I can't trust your balls anymore.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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