I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
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Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
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He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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