North Korea, Best Korea!
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
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I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You pole danced in your parka.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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