Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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