this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
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Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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