I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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