i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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