The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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