we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
operation have a gay friend backfired
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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