Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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