My room smells like vodka and shame
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
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My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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