KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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