their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
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I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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