Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
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my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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