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I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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