Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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