I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
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I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I currently don't understand fingers.
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