Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
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Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
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Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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