just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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