WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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