ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
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Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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