Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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