People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
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You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
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Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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