we have officially lost it.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
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How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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