I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
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I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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