I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
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I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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