Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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