I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
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Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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