I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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