it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
How does one acquire holy water?
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