His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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