this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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