I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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Dignity is for republicans.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
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so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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