it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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