i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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