Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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