flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
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3 2 1 whiskey
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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