I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
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No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
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Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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