I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
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I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
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My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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