Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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