Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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