Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
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I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
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