the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
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At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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