I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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