I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
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Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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