You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
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I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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