they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
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Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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