Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
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So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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