I think my fart just growled at me.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
My vagina just clenched in fear
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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