this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
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The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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